Funny Quotes That Will Instantly Brighten Your Day

Laughter really is the best medicine—and what better way to add a dose of joy than with a list of funny quotes? Whether you’re scrolling on your break, need a clever caption, or want to lighten someone’s mood, these witty one-liners are here to deliver the giggles.

“I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that’s not my problem.”

“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”

“Some people graduate with honors. I am just honored to graduate.”

“My bed and I love each other, only the alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.”

“If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?”

“I would agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.”

“Running late is my cardio.”

“Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.”

“I wish everything was as easy as getting fat.”

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